Terrible And Bizarre Pictures Taken By Real Estate Agents
If the weather clears up later I might mow the pool.
What would your dream home look like? Would it be a rustic farm hidden deep in the woods or maybe a penthouse in Manhattan? Would the interior design be more traditional or perhaps a reflection of all the latest trends? While it is fun to think about the perfect house or flat, the reality of real estate listings is far harsher, and the choices are often really scarce. Thanks to a blog called Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, we want to share with you how, ahem, creative some of the listings can get.
From horror movie-esque semi abandoned flats for rent to excessively unique home decor cases and very impractical architecture decisions, the real estate agents behind these funny ads didn’t even care to fix the places up before snapping the hilarious pictures. The caring levels were so low that there’s also a photo with a live bat in it, a huge pig laying around in the living room and feral horses relaxing in front yards. The most baffling part is that these funny photos were really used to advertise and show the good side of housings to possible tenants.
Wake up Eric, the agent’s here. And for heaven’s sake put some clothes on.
Best make an early start if you want to reach the sofa before sundown.
Buyers are advised to leave the fridge right where it is.
After days of waiting this agent’s patience is finally rewarded. Weak with thirst, a pair of wild mattresses appear at the watering hole.
Blog idea: reasons my fan is sad.
A rare opportunity to acquire a sacrificial dungeon simply bursting with original features.
Script idea: Marie Antoinette travels to the 1990s and moves in with a monkey pirate.
Some people like to read while on the toilet. Others prefer to be inundated by multiple confusing and contradictory reflections of themselves, repeating into infinity.
It’s a tribute to my late wife, who used to dream of being a clumsily-drawn, questionably-shaped mermaid.
Despite his efforts, Ivan never really got the hang of Feng Shui.
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